Meet Thea—
Explore the unexpected and the mundane becomes magical.

Who am I?

I am a restless creative, a dreamer, and a woman in the perpetual pursuit of a laugh. I am quick to smile, and the more i like you, the more I will tease you. I am a warm, gentle heart, hidden beneath the demeanor of a born New Yorker. I tend to walk fast, and talk faster, and to some I may seem curt or my least favorite descriptor “intense”… but get past this outer shell and I am an absolute softy, but with Larry David-esque sensibility. Embracing the absurd, exploring the romantic.

I am also an aficionado of absurdity and chaos, and it nourishes me creatively: the unpredictable, surreal. I find that I get surprised, and every meeting becomes something special with my sense of humor. I appreciate the uncanny for beauty, unwarranted joy, and am always most willing to research the more playful, troublesome side of life.

my lust for luxurious indulgence is satiated by my ability to allow small moments to be decadent, savored, and deeply felt.

Introduction

I am a woman of many passions and multitudes, blending sensuality with genuine warmth and a mischievous demeanor, I seek to build connections of substance and satisfaction. Slender and toned, my graceful physique is a reflection of the care and attention I pay to all aspects of life.

One of the many hats I wear is that of a professional artist (you’ve probably seen my work, but I won’t tell you where). My training in art and art history has been a defining path in my life, creating works of emotion, evoking imagination. I’m a perfect dinner companion for those who enjoy the luxury, decadence, and service of fine dining. My love for the ephemeral artful experience of dining lead me to pursue knowledge as a sommelier, and I nurture an elite taste in fine wines, savoring subtlety in the flavor of each sip. This expertise translates into all my encounters, where indulgence is the art form in itself.

Besides being an art lover and refined connoisseur of wine, I am avid gardener, growing life with the same patience and delicacy I try to apply to relationships. In fact, my love towards nature is nurtured as deeply as my passion towards senses. Whether it be garden egalitarianism or the curation of moments beautiful and pleasurable, I want to live a full life, richly endowed and variegated. A hedonist-a sensual delight in the moments of intimacy and spontaneity-I relish all that gives pleasure and satisfaction.

I am also an aficionado of absurdity and chaos, and it nourishes me creatively: the unpredictable, surreal. I find that I get surprised, and every meeting becomes something special with my sense of humor. I appreciate the uncanny for beauty, unwarranted joy, and am always most willing to research the more playful, troublesome side of life.

Whether you are drawn in by my artistic flair, my refined sensibilities, or my passion for the pleasures in life, I offer a uniquely enticing experience.